May 2012
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Lilo, why are you all wet?
comicallycool: videovriska: daswiener: captainhufflepuff: This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash. I always thought this scene was adorable Wow thanks guy Right in the childhood. i never made that connection Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to...
May 26th
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May 26th
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This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
maplewren: fireplacegirl10: And here’s a little Cedric Diggory to end the post:
May 25th
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May 19th
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“[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...”
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org. (via vaginawoolf) We were told our English Lang GCSEs were often about sport or politics because boys often underperformed in that exam. I can’t even fathom the number of things wrong with this kind of thinking. (via benedictatorship) ...
May 18th
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WatchWatch
I can see myself doing this in the future. In the very near future.
May 18th
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May 5th
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April 2012
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Apr 23rd
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teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Tumblr will be banning pro-mia and pro-ana blogs.... →
Apr 9th
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Apr 2nd
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March 2012
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 18th
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Everyday I'm...
Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 2nd
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February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Satan's Tears and Angel Vulvas
冗: putting pineapple on a pizza is like putting sugar in tea, or carmel syrup in coffee.
冗: mason, we're arguing about politics. where d'you stand on the pineapple pizza issue?
Mason Trieu, FRS: um what's the issue exactly?
Nathan Klein FRS: if it is okay to pput pineapple on pizza
Mason Trieu, FRS: yes, i love pineapple on pizza
Nicole FRS: Yaaaay!!
冗: lies. all lies.
Nicole FRS: I think it may be my favorite type of pizzaa
Nicole FRS: But I can't imagine anyone putting caramel syrup in coffee
Nicole FRS: Thats blasphemous
冗: meet starbucks' most popular drink:
http: //www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/espresso/caramel-macchiato
冗: increase font size and resend!
Nicole FRS: A caramel macchiato is different from merely putting caramel syrup in a coffee drink
Nicole FRS: I thought you meant simply taking caramel syrup and pouring it into plain black coffee
冗: no, that's just perverse.
Nicole FRS: An absolute atrocity against nature
Nicole FRS: And sometimes I do put a cube of sugar in my tea, thank you very much
Nicole FRS: Not always, but sometimes
Nicole FRS: Do not condemn those who simply have an insatiable sweet tooth
冗: i already condemned you for pineapple. but this makes you double-damned.
冗: no more tea for you!
Nicole FRS: I will drink ALL THE TEA I want
Nicole FRS: Right now I'm drinking coffee with a bit of cream and sugar
Nicole FRS: And you know what I'm going to do once I finish this cup of coffee?
Nicole FRS: I'm going to make a cup of black tea
Nicole FRS: And put sugar in it
Nicole FRS: Just to spite you
Nicole FRS: Ha-ha!
Nicole FRS: How do you like that?
Nicole FRS: Shit just got real.
冗: damn it. that does it. i'm making my own tea. orwellian earl grey. black and strong like the tars of hell, unsweetened and bitter as satan's very tears.
Nicole FRS: AND I SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO DO SO.
Nicole FRS: Just as I support my own right to dilute my tea with as much cream and sugar as I damn well please
冗: the kettle: boiling. the leaves: looser than a sailor's fantasy. the pot: hotter than your mom. all is in readiness. [my tea] > [your tea]^∞
Nicole FRS: Don't try and make tea quality into an objective, formulaic matter.
冗: i hardly need to. you've already done that for me by adding sugar.
冗: aw, snap!
Nicole FRS: You know what - I might go and make myself some Celestial Seasonings. It'll be peach flavored and sweeter than the vulva of an angel. AND IT WILL SURPASS YOUR TEA.
冗: best. metaphor. ever.
Nicole FRS: Heyy. And thanks - I do pride myself on my metaphors.
Nicole FRS: Well, it might be a simile, actually
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...”
– Oscar Wilde (via letterstoeljean)
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Open Fire: LOST: SELF-RESPECT (REBLOG FOR SIGNAL... →
gublerwood: I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact: See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me….
Feb 10th
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